特搞笑的句子|特搞笑的句子（匯集五十三句）
發表時間：2017-05-25特搞笑的句子（匯集五十三句）。
┋?Why did the frog call his insurance company? He had a jump in the road!
┋?Why did the banana wear a tuxedo? It was going to a peeling!
┋?為什么蝙蝠去睡覺了？因為它有些瘋狂了！
┋?Why did the tomato turn green? Because it saw the salad dressing getting jealous!
┋?娼妓，你就像公共汽車，誰都可以上。
┋?為什么蝸牛在車子上畫了一個"S"？這樣人們就知道它開車開得比較慢了！
┋?為什么雞加入樂隊？因為它有鼓棒！
┋?Why did the bee go to the barber? To get a buzz cut!
┋?我還是那么的愛你，直到我的膝蓋中了一箭。
┋?Why don't ghosts go to the beach? Because they're afraid of the sand which is their kryptonite!
┋?要追女生，就要追有男朋友的比較好。因為，你的對手只有一個。
┋?有一次我在電梯里按錯了樓層，結果發現進了個拆遷的工地，被工人們當成一個新員工。
┋?我上班遲到了，想找個借口，結果告訴老板因為“我和鬧鐘吵架了”，他竟然相信了！
┋?左手風花雪月，右手柴米油鹽
┋?年輕時不懂事，懂事后年紀不輕了。
┋?為什么數學書很難過？因為它有太多問題了！????????( ???)??
┋?為什么咖啡要報案？因為它被搶了！
┋?Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
┋?Why did the pirates refuse to get into the Parthenon? Because they were afraid of triremes!
┋?為什么腰帶要進監獄？因為它在撐褲子！
┋?這個笑話有點難翻譯，意思是：西紅柿為什么變紅？因為看到了沙拉醬！
┋?見到這么多的沙發，我有點懷疑這個群聊是不是改行代購了。
┋?為什么雪人去銀行？為了看看他的凍資產！
┋?Why do bicycles fall over? Because they're two-tired!
┋?老板給我發了一個愚人節的笑話，我信以為真，辭職了，然后才意識到我被當成笑話了。
┋?Why did the cat go on a diet? Because he was too paw-ful!
┋?冬天，連洗衣服都要莫大的勇氣！
┋?昨天晚上我夢到自己在吃巧克力，醒來發現我的枕頭不見了，一定是被我當成巧克力吃掉了！
┋?他的智商應該登錄失敗了，每次都是密碼錯誤。
┋?為什么你從來沒有聽到翼手龍在洗手間里？因為它悄悄地上廁所！
┋?老板，買三斤房讓我回去炒！
┋?Why did the snowman go to the bank? To see his frozen assets!
┋?為什么科學家不相信原子？因為它們構成了每一樣東西！??????
┋?為什么自行車站不起來？因為它太累了！
┋?Why did the book go to the doctor? Because it had a fever!
┋?Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
┋?別和我談戀愛，我容易陷入劇情的懷抱，然后忘記自己是觀眾。
┋?為什么青蛙打電話給保險公司？因為地上有個坑導致它跳躍出了問題！
┋?Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up pants!
┋?這輩子。要能沒心沒肺的活著……該有多好.
┋?Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
┋?Why did the fridge go on a diet? Because it wanted to lose some weight!
┋?為什么骷髏單獨去參加派對？因為它沒有人陪！
┋?Why did the girl bring lipstick and glue to school? She wanted to stick out her lips!
┋?為什么鬼不去海灘？因為它們害怕沙子，沙子就是它們的克ryptonite(超人的救生鋼)！
┋?為什么蒼蠅從來沒有停在電腦屏幕上？因為它害怕電腦病毒！
┋?為什么斑馬到機場？為了檢查它的條紋！
┋?Why did the robot go on a diet? Because it was getting a little rusty around the edges!
┋?為什么冰箱要減肥？因為它想減肥！
┋?不要臉不要皮。是要去演畫皮嗦、
┋?為什么葡萄在路中間停下來了？因為它沒了汁！
┋?Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had nobody to go with!
┋?不要非常嚴肅的`望著我因為我會笑場
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